but it wasn’t as I expected as the royal rumble going on in my tummy was so unbearable that my farts were going off serially at random and the smell from my feces was so awful I even had to cover my nose.
Some minutes later after I was done,I quickly hurried up and left the toilet In order not to miss the fun.there was this naughty prank of mine I usually play where I would improvise a gun using a bottle and then gently creep in on anyone and have them scared to death
So I grabbed an empty bottle and aiming it like a gun,I quietly tip toed into shot and looking for my first victim to prank.suddenly I felt a cold chill at the back of my neck like a metallic object was also playing the same pranks on me.then I smiled and said
“guy so you self wan dey learn work too abi”.
The reply I got quickly gave me goose bumps and sent chills down my spine.” My friend will you shut and move down stairs before I blow up your fucking head”. The voice sounded harsh and unfamiliar and so I quickly realized I was in trouble.i obeyed and he led me down stairs to were the rest of my colleagues and a few customers were lying on the floor including a naked Alhaji Dansuki and his teenage fiancé. On getting to the room where the rest where kept,I developed a running stomach again and began to express discomfort as I held tight to my tummy.
But the armed robber was believing I was only playing smart and threatened to shoot me if I didn’t stop pretending. what follows next was a disgusting and very loud fart that changed the whole atmosphere in a jiffy.he didn’t even realized when he was struggling to gasp for air and running around in confusion.
At that point,I knew it was my best chance to run away and call for help.so without thinking twice ,I took off and towards the exit of the hotel as fast as my legs could carry me not minding if they would shoot at me.i could hear voices yelling at me to stop but I gathered all the strength I could and ran out of the hotel.when outside,I started screaming to the top of my lungs and trying to gather attention but to my utmost surprise,when people got to know it was a robbery case,they all took to there hills.right at that spot I knew I could be in danger if they should come out ,so I ran off to safety only to return later to discover the robbers escaped through the back door but not without robbing everyone and disgracing Alhaji Dansuki
I heard he was so furious and threatened to have us all arrested for sending robbers to him to rob him off his brief case. As I speak to you right now,every one is still living in fears as nobody knows what will become of there faith and am already gnashing my teeth in regret and wishing I had gone to church as to avoid being in such a mess..oh lord save my soul
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Author: Kobi Kingsley